Liquid Ass
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There is a strong smell like somebody took a bath in a homeless man's butt sweat in a McDonald's dumpster, along with a whale carcass smeared with pet piss and human waste.
I know two guys who can't smell it but people around them always say they smell them every night because they live with 12 cats and 6 people and they take baths in their house but it certainly stinks for your average person who doesn't live like a slob.
While I'm unsure whether this is the same product, back in high school in the 1980s people used to set these off when the bell rang and everyone was on their way to the
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If you want it to linger for a very long time, spray a couple of sprays into the cup and place it near the If it is left in the liquid state, it stays around for a long time.
I heard coughing and gagging a minute or two later. His door was ajar, so I went to him and asked him if he was okay. No. That's what he said. However, she coughed even more. He was producing a strange odor from his room and I asked if he had caught something. The man replied, "I know. ". What is the reason for the smell of sewage in your room? Having no idea what I am talking about, he looked at me with confusion in his eyes. Therefore, I said, "Well, this is really ridiculous!". You're just laying here in this swamp-y-smelling room? Your room smells horrific, are you lying around? There is something I don't understand! He said I don't understand! I do! I said it! There's a lot of dirt in this room, so clean it up! I hate it! He walked away and then turned around. As soon as he arrived, he began cleaning furiously. A mop and a paper towel cleaned the walls and floors! kept checking in with him and spraying a pump more secretly. If I notice that his room is getting out of hand, I spray his room once, and he gets the cleaning supplies! One of the best purchases I have made on Amazon! AWESOME! I would definitely recommend this product!.
A mandatory evacuation was ordered because of My school was sprayed with this. They evacuated the building because they thought there was sewage leaking. What you should do to get out of school eleven/10.
There's no doubt in your mind you want it. It is not uncommon for me to be the target of work pranks. take their assaults in stride and never react the way they expect, so I put a bit of Liquid Ass on and go to the club. I first sprayed a tiny bit of it on the driveway before opening it. It was open when I left. I messed up. When he gets home, he and the kid go through the garage to enter the house. started ranting about a dead animal in the garage, and she leaped to the top floor of the house to hide. The cyclone fan was still running in the garage an hour later, and the garage door and back door were still open. You need to heed these There is a leak in this cheap atomizer. Fingers must not be used to touch the bottle There is no easy way to get rid of it. The next day at work, I carefully wrapped a wet paper towel around the bottle to protect my hand (wearing a glove would be too obtrusive). Two pumps of the spray were sprayed over the handle of the witch's office door across the hall. My second spray was placed right at her nose level on the metal door jamb. I then walked away in a casual manner. My window looked into her office a couple of minutes later. I could see her office through mine There are several people who have walked by since then and have gasped, covered their noses, or yelled something. No one in particular seems to pay attention as she asks, "What the hell is that smell?"? I rubbed my hand against the door jamb with my shoulder while holding the door knob. We have accomplished our mission. She was then visited by a client shortly thereafter. His brief visit to the office ended with him leaving after saying a couple of words. At that point they are smelling their hands over and over, wiping them on the skirt, and crying out, "What the F@#% is happening?"? I saw her walk into my reception area and my assistants raised their eyebrows and asked her if she had an accident or not. As I watched this, I was barely managing to keep my cool, and I mean barely. After she goes into her office, a maintenance man appears at her door a few minutes later. Her eyes are on him when she ran toward him, and he backed away and buried his nose in his elbow as he shook his head. I would close my blinds and laugh until I was in tears at that point. The very act of writing this makes me laugh out loud.
The bottom line it does not smell like a fart There is nausea in it. I feel physically sick when I hear it. It makes me feel nauseous to eat spoiled ranch dressing. This profile is dominated by base notes of decaying mammal flesh, rancid organic material, and rotting organic matter. One may think of the top notes as the smell of a f*ces from a cat eating tuna juice and moist food combined Pigsty on an August afternoon in the south which is the hottest and most humid of the year. I was in my teenage years when I sat behind a morbidly obese woman wearing stretchy pants at a basketball game. If even a long towel hadn't been long enough to reach her butt, she wouldn't have been able to wash or wipe The handle of the brush is made from wood. Every time she smelled, it was like having petri dishes full of bacteria growing in her fat, but mostly, it was like an ass, festering and putrid. During the entire game, she hauled herself up and down to the best of her ability, and when she sat back down, she sprayed me and my best friend with a foul, nasty ass smell. The scent of Liquid Ass is like that of that smell, only.
Across the street from me, my neighbor's noisy party was going on after midnight on a weekday and I was fed up with My plan was to be a party pooper and spray five sprays of liquid ass on their balcony, then run to my apartment and see what would happen. After a few minutes, the music stopped and people began to ask what was going on. Due to the wind, the smell got blown into the hall of the building and filled it with an odor of concentrated ass These party guests should be on the lookout for this trap. As soon as their door opened, I heard a man yell, "Oh my God!". I was said by a woman followed by the question, "WTF is that? All left after several bouts of coughing and gagging occurred. I should have known then that my neighbors did not throw any more parties. It's a great product, and it cuts people off at the source.
Rather than an unwashed anus of a homeless man who just jogged a mile in 95 degree heat, this stuff smells like an unwashed anus of an unwashed police officer. immediately sprayed some inside a bag and left it in the living room as soon as I received it in the mail. I saw my two-month-pregnant wife gaging as soon as she walked by. With my laughter, I grabbed the bag to toss outside, but as I tried to catch my breath from laughing, I noticed a smell and as soon as I caught a whiff, I started coughing. After I wrapped the bag in two other bags and threw it away, I also threw away two other bags. The next morning a dead squirrel was found in the yard, and I don't know whether that was a coincidence or not.
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