Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper

Do you tire of your monotonous existence filled with woe and tedium? All that can change now that Sir Perky has his own bottle topper. In one day, I went from fat, broke, and alone to being surrounded by all kinds of cute women and swimming pools full of two-headed men You can find dollar bills everywhere. The point isn't my weight it's that I'm still fat. Is that change the result of a change in something I did? My Perky, Sir! When I was working for my boss, my priest, and my mother, As my law passed the magic emanating from Sir Perky's cavernous orifice, I knew my life would never be the same. It's not too late to change that, either, since you can use your own Sir Perky bottle top. It is true that he can adapt to your mood, based on how you feel. What are your expectations from him? Do you want him to throw up fiery liquids as if he just ate Lamb Vindaloo, You will want to load him up with Sriracha and mustard. Are you willing to chance having him vomit up something that would need to be investigated at the hospital only to discover he has 30 It was a bottle of ketchup on a screw. I just want him to have a normal, healthy bowel movement I de- What was your moving experience like? let some chocolate syrup flow through him like Hermes with a quickness that would be impossible to match. Your life can have meaning again when you use the Sir Perky bottle topper. The world is changing. Are you ready? Sir Perky is about to arrive, are you ready?.

Cynthia Griffin

| Jan 01, 2021

Girls between the ages of 7 and 15 say. The boy's in the age range of 7 to 15 thinks it is hilarious. Girls from 7 to 15 years old say it's gross, but actually they find it funny as well. I think this squeeze bottle top is pretty good, even though it is a novelty item.

Noah Heath

| Sep 02, 2020

Was surprised to see that this thing is made really well. The plastic is very hard and solid, so it should last for years to come. Here is the. Yeah, I guess. That is all. I don't know. Your "plug" is the device you insert. There's a problem. The fit is snug and tight. Your condiments will stay fresh and squirty for a long time since it creates a good seal.

Maximiliano Hull

| May 19, 2021

I gave this to my boyfriend, who said he didn't need anything because he didn't need to buy Our chocolate milk bottle was now adorned with that hilarious picture. We'll be able to make chocolate milk out of it for years to come. His only reaction every time he uses it is a chuckle.

Zoie Waters

| Oct 30, 2020

What a great gift for the white elephant!.

Musa Flores

| Oct 08, 2020

I thought this was a funny.

Ellis Molina

| Aug 18, 2020

It's just quirky enough to be a funny gag gift that's usable too, such as for ketchup, etc.

Griffin Ferrell

| Oct 06, 2020