Gears Out Crusty Clam Crevice Wipes - Moist Wipes for Women - Discreet Travel Size - Bachelorette Party Favors - Made in The USA

Gears Out Crusty Clam Crevice Wipes - Moist Wipes for Women - Discreet Travel Size - Bachelorette Party Favors - Made in The USA

Name: Gears Out Crusty Clam Crevice Wipes - Moist Wipes for Women - Discreet Travel Size - Bachelorette Party Favors - Made in The USA
Brand: Gears Out
SKU: 661967
Price: 7.99 USD
Rating: 8.8 (233 reviews)

$ 7.99

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8.51

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6.31

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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF A PRESENTABLE CLAM – Don't be caught off guard when your clam is exposed and discovered to be filthy and neglected. Crusty Clam Wipes will get into all of the nooks and crannies of your clam and keep it looking great!

DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOUR CLAM'S REPUTATION IS DEPENDENT ON IT – The rumor mill never stops spinning. Clam Wipes are the first line of defense against being the subject of scandalous scuttlebutt. A gossip-worthy claim of shameful crustiness can ruin your clam's reputation for life. *DO NOT USE ON SKIN THAT IS SENSITIVE*

DISCREET TRAVEL SIZE - Your dirty little secret will be kept hidden in the discreet pack, so no one will question your clam care no matter where you go. You'll be a legend...not to mention a trailblazing crusader for classy clams everywhere...when the entire room bursts out laughing.

CLAM OWNERS GET A HEAPING DOSE OF NAUGHTY HUMOR – This hilarious female gift will not only make your friends laugh, but it will also be useful. Who doesn't appreciate a funny adult gift that is also useful?

Crusty Clam Wet Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to bachelorette gift baskets, over-the-hill birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages, and are a WEIRD NOVELTY GIFT FOR OVER THE HILL OR BACHELORETTE PARTIES. They're also great for anniversaries, retirements, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, Secret Santa gifts, and White Elephant Gift Exchanges.

Selected User Reviews For Gears Out Crusty Clam Crevice Wipes - Moist Wipes for Women - Discreet Travel Size - Bachelorette Party Favors - Made in The USA

A white elephant that has let you down

3/5

a waste of money This was purchased as part of a white elephant gift exchange. Because it is a miniature size, the item may not look exactly like it does in the photo. about the size of a package of baby wipes (or less). So, while I was pleased to receive a laugh during the gift exchange, I felt as if the manufacturer had taken advantage of me. Given the price, I believe the package should have been full size, and in normal circumstances, I would have returned it.

Jaycee Pennington

| Nov 06, 2021

You will not receive the item depicted in the image

3/5

The bag they're in is actually quite small, and the label is so small that only half of it can be read. I feel ripped off because it is not what is shown in the picture.

Capri Weiss

| Feb 14, 2021

It's absolutely hilarious

5/5

This was a gift for my mother, so I bought it. She decorates the medicine cabinet in her guest bathroom with odd "private" items, assuming that everyone will look inside. This is ideal.

Junior Morrow

| Jan 24, 2021

This product is not meant to be used on female body parts

3/5

These are a great gag gift, but be prepared for a very small package, as other reviews have stated. As a joke, I bought this for my sister's bachelorette party, but it's important to note that they shouldn't be used on your crusty clam. The vaginal area, as you may be aware. Do not apply to the vaginal area.

Paityn Soto

| Dec 13, 2021

It's a pricey addition, but it's also a lot of fun

4/5

These are purely experimental items. However, they are costly in comparison to what you get. It's almost worth it for the novelty factor. Even though it wasn't available in prime, they arrived very quickly.

Zane Gilbert

| Jul 07, 2021

What a great gag gift! I guess I expected a smaller package of a full size package of baby wipes, but it's hilarious and I can't wait to give it as a Christmas gift

5/5

Tyson Martin

| Apr 21, 2021

Very, very small

4/5

This is a very small package of wipes, as others have stated. Overall length is about 5 1/2". Because they were part of a gag gift, I don't know how well they work.

Selena Cantu

| Feb 12, 2021

I couldn't read it because it was too small

3/5

Yes, it's amusing, but only if you're able to read the package. Because the type was so small, it no longer served its intended purpose. Would it have been so difficult to sell a standard-sized package that could be read for the same price? Isn't it enough that you're already making a profit on this item that she can't afford to pay the extra money?.