Hallowed Be Thy Gains | Funny Muscle Jesus Weight Lifting Workout Humor Tank Top

Hallowed Be Thy Gains | Funny Muscle Jesus Weight Lifting Workout Humor Tank Top

$ 15.95

Score By Feature

Based on 888 ratings

Satisfaction

9.22

Packaging

9.31

Giftable

9.00

Customer service

9.45

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Product Description

Cotton 100 %

Imported from the United States of America and manufactured in the United States of America

ARTISTS FROM THE STATE OF MICHIGAN Stop by for a free tour and see how your apparel is made if you're ever in the area! The tagless tag is printed on the fabric inside the collar and is not visible.

UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt; nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others; however, if you're on the fence, you might go one size larger. Although it has been pre-shrunk, it will shrink slightly in the wash, as with any high-cotton product. The shirt worn by our salesman, Rich, in our model photos is the real deal. He stands 6' 2" tall, weighs 200 pounds, and is dressed in a large size.

SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are made of ringspun fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you're not a t-shirt geek, this means they're soft and smooth, with a high thread count and a tight knit made from fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts, so they're a little lighter than your mass-market, thick gym-class t-shirts, but they're still substantial and not see-through. It strikes a good balance between comfort and long-term durability.

INKS OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY These are premium inks that are vibrant, long-lasting, and resistant to cracking. Our inks always "do what they're told" by our printers, even if some of our designs are purposefully faded or cracked (see product photos). We use M printing presses and ovens (to properly cure inks) that are at the top of their game.

SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has long been regarded as one of the industry's most forward-thinking ink manufacturers, having gone phthalate-free more than ten years ago, well ahead of the curve. They're also CFC-free and carcinogen-free, according to the California Environmental Protection Agency.

Questions & Answers

What size would I be if I were 140 pounds?

Exactly the same size as a standard T-shirt. the size of the shirt

Which one should I get for my height of 5'8 215?

Hi there! br>br>For approximate measurements on this specific garment, we strongly advise you to consult the size chart included in the listing's images. The measurements and model in the photo should help you choose the right size! The model is 6'2", 200 lbs, and is wearing a Large. We try to avoid recommending specific sizes because different people prefer different fits with their t-shirts. Shirts and tank tops are both acceptable options. Thank you very much! br>br> T-shirt Ann Arbor T-shirt Ann Arbor T-shirt Ann Arbor T-shirt Ann Arbor T- shirt Ann Arbor shirt Co.

When is the size M going to be available?

Thank you for taking the time to contact us with your inquiry. Size Medium is currently available, but with only one unit remaining, it may sell out quickly! We apologize for the inconvenience; however, many of the products sold on Amazon are manufactured in advance and shipped to Amazon Fulfillment Centers, where they await customer orders. Unfortunately, the Hallowed Be Thy Gains, Tank Top is currently out of stock, but we hope to restock it soon! br>br>If you have any additional questions, please contact us. br>Wishing you the best of luck!

Is it possible for me to get a 3x?

We are currently out of stock in sizes 3XL and 4XL. Sorry!

Selected User Reviews For Hallowed Be Thy Gains | Funny Muscle Jesus Weight Lifting Workout Humor Tank Top

My gains were slow to begin with

5/5

even desolate I couldn't seem to get those misplaced gains no matter how much I lifted. Then His voice echoed in my head, telling me that I needed to buy this tank. And lo, as I cranked up my biceps atop the mountainous preacher curl, I could FEEL Him blessing my prized gains. I'm now as wealthy as the Ten Commandments, but in honor of His Name, the only thing I open wide is the Holy book to keep my gains pure. I'd lift again in this shirt ten times out of ten.

Francis Bonner

| Dec 26, 2020

What is one's opinion of Jesus? I'd give Jesus five stars based on the fact that he's carrying a loaded weapon and a protein shake

4/5

However, if I were to judge the shirt solely on its own merits, it would be considered thin and inexpensive. If it weren't for the celebrity on the front, I'd probably give the shirt a two-star rating. My four-star rating strikes a balance between the two, erring on the side of justice. br>br>Almost every day, I attend a HIIT class. Even in the dead of winter, a full hour is hot and exhausting. So, I like tank tops, and in a week, I go through a lot of gym clothes. I also have skinny chicken arms that make me look like I've never had an arm day in my life (which I have), so the irony of the juxtaposition of chicken arms against the bigguns on this shirt makes me laugh. It also motivates me to work harder with the light weights. This shirt is well-liked by the pastors in my HIIT class, and it brings a smile to many faces during our morning workout at 7:00 a. m. Better yet, I haven't been struck by lightning yet, so I'll take it. br>br>Anything that makes getting up early to go to the gym easier is a win in my book, and ridiculous gym clothes (I have an entire wardrobe of ridiculousness) provide me with the motivation I need to get out the door and embarrass myself in public.

Rome Lynch

| Mar 15, 2021

Graphics that are easy to read

4/5

The Lord adored the gym so much that he sent his only son to lift so that those who lift with him would have an eternal pump. 'Weider 3' is a term used to describe someone who is unusual in some way 16br>br>When it comes to gym tanks, I'm all about the risqué and ridiculous. From AA T-shirt to AA T-shirt, there's something for everyone The Shirt Company has a fantastic appearance. 100% cotton will shrink in the dryer . With this in mind, order a size larger than usual. At this point, it's a little looser than I'd like, but I'm confident that a few more runs in the dryer will tighten it up.

Veda Olsen

| Sep 08, 2021

Perfect!

5/5

It was a gift for my boyfriend, and he absolutely adores it! The graphics are crisp and clean, and he receives a lot of positive feedback at the gym. The armholes are large but not excessively so. He's 5'11" and 198 pounds, with a muscular build, and a large fit him perfectly with some wiggle room, so I recommend sticking to your regular size, and if you're a woman, size down.

Maximo Holder

| Nov 13, 2021

It's clear that you've gotten lucky

5/5

The Lord is on their side. It's clear that you've gotten lucky. The Lord is in charge of thy transportation. May it be a blessing to anyone else who joins the iron church. Amen.

Yamileth Case

| Sep 08, 2021

This shirt is insanely dope!! My Protestant friends despise it, while my Catholic friends despise it

5/5

I'll buy a sense of humor for my Catholic friends if Ann Arbor Shirt Company starts selling it.

Kenneth Curtis

| Dec 10, 2021

Thy shirt, in all of its glory, be blessed

5/5

There isn't much of a need for a review. The tee is self explanatory. When I gave it to him, my husband laughed, and it's a great gym conversation starter. I'd recommend it to any bodybuilder who has a sense of humour! Unless you don't dry your shirts, order a size larger than you normally would.

Colton Spencer

| Jun 03, 2021

It would have been great if it had gone well

3/5

I'm a female who stands 5'1 and weighs 126 pounds, so I ordered the small to see if it would fit, but it was way too big, and because the image extends almost to the bottom of the shirt, you can't tie it in a knot or even hem it to make it fit. For a man, it's probably fine; the material and print quality were both satisfactory; however, if you're a petite woman, small will not suffice.